Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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