Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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