Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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