two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
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