There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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