I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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