oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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