she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
this will be a night to untag.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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