spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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