can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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