took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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