I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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