we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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