no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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