We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he puts the penis in happiness.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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