theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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