And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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