as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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