I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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