Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
This baby is an asshole
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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