is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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