Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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