I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Non-Jews are for practice
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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