I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
not ubering you a puppy
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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