Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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