He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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