She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Randomize
