i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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