So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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