that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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