Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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