Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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