I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
the day after is always just damage control
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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