no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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