An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
There's always time for handjobs
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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