I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
