What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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