I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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