And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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