just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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