I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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