omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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