Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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