this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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