i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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