i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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