Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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