I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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