Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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