ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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