fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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