I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
smell my finger.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Randomize
