I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I am midnight drunk by noon
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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