I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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